AUBURN

Auburn | Alabama

My alma mater!  Loveliest village on The Plains!  THEY TORE DOWN SUPPER CLUB!  THE GREATEST DIVE OF ALL TIME AND THE MOST CRIMINAL ACT!!!  Anuses.  Lots of new stuff there recently, so I'll update this after my next trip.  Place has grown like crazy, as all places do after I leave...

Toomer's Drugs.  Gotta go just for the nostalgia.  Lemonade is tart as shit, but you gotta do it.

Momma G's.  An Auburn must.  Doritos nachos.  You go now!  Would be a hell of a dive if it were a bar.  They have beer, I think, but it's not a bar.  SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT MOMMA GOLDBERG!

*Niffer's Place.  Another Auburn must.  Corn Nuggets.  Been there forever.

The Depot.  Converted train station.  Excellent fine dining!

Acre.  Also excellent fine dining.

Hamilton's.  Another Auburn staple.  Original fine dining that I couldn't afford as a student.

*Skybar.  Go for the annoying students, stay because you got roofied [don't go here]

The Avondale.  Upscale bar on the main strip.  Still full of annoying kids, but it's a college town, so that's just part of it.

Fuji Sushi.  Only because they serve pitchers of Bloody Marys.  They did in 2004, anyway.  When you think sushi, you think Bloody Mary.

Fuzzy's Taco Shop.  Didn't know Auburn had one.  Been to the one in Denison, Texas.  It's great!

Buc-ess.  If you don't go, I will find you and punch you in stomach.