GAME #20: TOP NOTCH ALL AROUND

TENNESSEE @ SOUTH CAROLINA

11.19.22

TENNESSEE - 38

SOUTH CAROLINA - 63

I CANNOT SAY ENOUGH ABOUT SOUTH CAROLINA'S GAMEDAY EXPERIENCE! MINUS THE PLEATHORA OF 'FUCK AUBURN' COMMENTS. MANAGED TO EVEN OUT TO ZERO WITH A TRIPLE SHOT OF 'WAR EAGLE' HOLLERS RIGHT AT THE END. THAT WAS NICE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH THE GAME DESCRIPTION. WE STILL MANAGED TO MISS THE TAILGATING SCENE DESPITE THE 7PM KICKOFF. THAT MAKES TWO FULL SEASONS OF MISSING TAILGATES. OOPSIES! ANYWAY, THE SANDSTORM KICKOFF LOOKS CHEESY ON TV. MY LORD, IS IT NOT. BY THE SECOND KICKOFF [THERE WERE A LOT - SEE SCORE ABOVE] I WAS BOUNCING AROUND LIKE A FESTIVAL GIRL! IT WAS SO DAMN FUN! WE SAT AT THE TOP THIS TIME. NOT OUR TYPICAL MOVE, BUT IT WAS AN EXPENSIVE TICKET DUE TO THE MATCHUP. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND BEING AT THE TOP. A LITTLE MORE ROOM TO WIGGLE AND A HELL OF A VIEW. THE LIGHT SHOW IS INTENSE AND REALLY RAMPS THAT PLACE INTO A HIGHER TIER! CAN'T SAY ENOUGH ABOUT IT! AND THEY HAVE HOT DOGS [AND BOOZE], BUT NO MUSTARD DISPENSERS [BEACUSE MUSTARD IS STUPID AND DUMB]. THAT STATEMENT IS BASED ON ONE SPECIFIC LOCATION AND I SHALL NOT BE FOLLOWING UP ON THE GENERAL ACCURACY OF MY MUSTARD-BASED FINDINGS.

GAME TIP - SIT UP HIGH, GET HAMMERED AND HOPE FOR A GOOD PERFORMANCE BY SOUTH CAROLINA, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT!

TRAVEL TIP - FLY INTO CHARLESTON AND SPEND SOME TIME THERE. FORGOT HOW AMAZING THAT PLACE IS. ALSO, DON'T LOSE YOUR PHONE, BUT DO GET A RIDE HOME TO YOUR AIRBNB AND HOP OFF YOUR LAYOVER IN NASHVILLE AND GO SURPRISE YOUR MOM & SIBLINGS. SOME OF THIS MAY OR MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.

WHERE TO EAT - COLUMBIA - CALFORNIA DREAMING & RED ROOSTER SPORTS BAR [JAMAICAN MENU - AMAZING!]. CHARLESTON - LITERALLY EVERYWHERE EXCEPT TOURIST TRAPS. IT'S SO AMAZING. YOU DON'T EVEN NEED A PHONE!

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